evan hammonds

A faggot

Evan Hammonds is such a fag

by The mean ween January 18, 2017

evan manning

A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.

Oh boy isnt he just a Evan Manning

by Fartboy720 January 30, 2017

evan rice

A prick an asshole who fucks hoes and gets money

Evan rice fucked both of my sisters and when I confronted him he shot me in the leg.

by Dmb April 18, 2017

Evangelical Enema

The conversion of religion through anal sex.

Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.

by Nastyoldnasty October 9, 2017

Evan Perham

A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.

Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?

by realgod22 January 16, 2018

evan culver

That one kid

hes pretty lit evan culver

by soccerstarbarney May 3, 2018

evan gomez

Evan Gomez may not be the smartest or the tallest, but he is definely a ladies man. He is very good looking and will always have hoes and money.

Evan Gomez is very cute and pulls of all the girls

by Kaine May 20, 2018