bonus egg

A lump of doo-doo unexpectedly delivered during a rim job.

I was tossing Big Red's salad when suddenly hit a bonus egg.

by Salty Dog July 31, 2003

Man Egg

Another term for a load of semen.

Joe dropped a load of man egg on anne.

by Ralphy Cakes October 30, 2007

Egg Plant Turd

A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.

Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

egg chaser

Someone who plays rugby usual what people who play football (soccer) call them

England won the egg chaser world cup

by Matt February 8, 2005

turtle egg

Term of endearment. Turtle eggs are precious and commonly do not last to produce a baby turtle.

Pet name for fathers to give their daughters.

Dad: Hello turtle egg!
Daughter: ugh - hi dad.

by KWA2 January 7, 2009

poo egg

1) An oval shaped stool (can be of any size/ dimensions) that is stubborn to be laid.

2) A term of endearment used for an old friend or rotund shaped person.

1) I did a right bastard of a poo egg last night just couldnt bare to leave my anus it seemed.

2) Alrate me owd poo egg!

Did you see that poo egg sat in McDonalds ?

by WeeFace May 16, 2008

Lord Egg

The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.

"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"

by montyyouterriblecunt February 13, 2009