The best winter snow conditions for snowboarding, skiing or snowmobiling. Perfect snow depth, consistency and untouched by anyone else.
by Betty Badass December 24, 2013

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008

by IamAnEvilLittleGirl November 7, 2010

The most handsome, pretty, beautiful and generous person ever. Tho he is kind hearted he is quite poor so he should be given some tickets. Also Mizuhara best girl <3. He is called epic for short
by Quite Epic March 6, 2023

Possibly one of the most dangerous type of chav they usually treck the endz solo but sometimes they buddy up. If you ever see a Epic chav you need to run they will take all of your clothes and money. they normally have a chavvy family that lives in a bin with chav names like Jack or Ben. If you see them shirtless this means its summer and they want BLOOD they WILL take everyone they see.
Josh: oi you see that jack and his brother ben in that bin yeah they are Epic Chavs
Matt: Yeah I know saw him running around shirtless beating up homeless people
Jack: SHUDDUP!!!!
Matt: Yeah I know saw him running around shirtless beating up homeless people
Jack: SHUDDUP!!!!
by My name chef September 16, 2018

by jessiedame March 13, 2011

by Clib the Right April 24, 2019
