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Drunken showers

Somewhat like golden showers, but unintentional; the act of being urinated on while in bed with a passed-out drunk.
I hate drunken showers!
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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drunken dozen

When you get home from work and kill a twelve pack of beer without eating dinner, resulting in you being very drunk.
Dude, you should’ve came over last night! Me and John both had a drunken dozen and watched football!
by Dilly the Drunk September 25, 2023
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drunken fist

The drunken fist is a technique Someone intoxicated would use during intercourse,
First you get intoxicated, find a hoe, then after climax you quickly shove your fist into her vagina elbow deep and yell “AAAAHHHHHHHH” as loud as possible.
“Bro do you remember last night

Nah bro should I?”

“Bro the chick you were banging said you did a drunken fist and she wants ur number”
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Dranked

Past tense of drink. Used most often as the past tense of to drink in the context of alcoholic beverages.
Last night I dranked a 12 pack.
by xtremerange2 January 2, 2024
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Drunkenly horny

Occurs when an excess amount of alcohol consumption leads to the spiked increase of testosterone, the hormones that cause a person to get aroused depending on the levels of testosterone.
J: “Yo bro, how was the party?”

X-7: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”

J: “Why not?”

X-7: “Remember I brought in a friend, SL. Yeah, she drank too much alcohol and just called me to visit her in the dorm.”

J: “Ok..? I don’t see what the problem was-“

X-7: “When we got there, SL dragged me to the couch and started taking both her pants and mines.”

J: “oh… and I thought that being “drunkenly horny” wasn’t a thing…”
by HornyRitta March 3, 2024
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Drunken Sprinkler

A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets
Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”

Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024
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drunted skibidi blumpkin

When someone is shoved into a toilet as you make them give you head with a swirly, causing them to drown and die with the mixture of cum going down their throat and constant flushing of the toilet.
John provided Steve with a swirly, which ended in a drunted skibidi blumpkin due to John’s horny ass and his bulling nature toward Steve. To give John both the pleasure of head and bullying little Steve, a drunted skibidi blumpkin occurred
by Munt Master February 24, 2025
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