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Direct Mixed Messages

Receiving messages through Facebook or Twitter from your current love interested who seems interested, to then receiving either no messages or blunt messages with no feeling or personality and alternating between the two. (Spin on phrase Direct Messages or 'DMs'
Boy 1: 'Yo, you been talking to Shanice lately?'
Boy 2: 'Yeah man but she's sending me Direct Mixed Messages again'
by PedroThorn July 18, 2015
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Direction

When you die from having an erection so bad that the blood flowing to your penis makes it explode.
This looks like a murder scene. Nah the guy just had a direction.
by cyanidedemon93 October 27, 2018
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Directionators

People who think they are fans but are lying to themselves and others... the only reason why they are “fans” is because they only like that the boys look. And in some cases they’ll even diss the boys for not being “attractive enough” when they are all perfect just the way the are. They are so mean and rude, I mean they diss Niall and Liam saying they aren’t good looking even though they are handsome and beautiful human beings!! And if they have the audacity to diss one of the lads they aren’t fans and to call themselves directioners is a fooking joke. In some cases they won’t know anything about the lads and just say random facts that are completely wrong or won’t get certain concepts like for example; Louis + carrots or “Niall is afraid of spoons”
Person 1: I love one direction so much I can’t wait to see them live this year (2019)
Person 2: they’re still on the hiatus unfortunately

Person 3: oh did they start this year

Person 2: 😑 I don’t know you guys anymore.. STRANGER DANGER!!!! DIRECTIONATORS

Or
Person 1: why is Liam so ugly
Person 2: *calls one direction fandom*
*a whole gang of people show up*
Person 2: want to say that again. Liam is fooking beautiful and there’s more people to come if you want to finish this outside directionantor!
Or

Person 1: harry and carrots is so funny
*shows video of Louis saying he likes carrots*
Person 2: that’s Louis Tomlinson. The sassiest person alive. Now get out of my house
Person 1: but it’s midnight

Person 2: should’ve thought of that before you came into a directioners territory

And finally

Person 1: the lads are quite cute but they can’t sing very well I prefer BTS
person 2: *shoots person 1 in the head. Then burns house down*
Police officer: why did you kill her?
Person 2: because she one direction can’t sing
Police officer: oh you can leave. You’ve rid the world of a sin you are free to go, you should get a badge for your contributions to the community. We don’t need directionators in the world
by Jcm.323 April 7, 2019
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Activity Director

Also see- Girlfriend or wife.
Any woman that strategiclly plans out her mans day to ensure that he does not attain any personal time, enjoyment, or pleasure. Failure to abide by the strict daily activity scedule will result in loss of bed, loss of poon, loss of sleep, loss of quiet time outside of toilet, and in some severe cases loss of half your property. In addition to the imposed penalties you will be charged intrest in the form of other mundane chores to complete in addition to the items already on your list.

There are two ways to regain your freedom.
Option 1. Man up and grow some balls back.
Option 2. Lay down.
18:13 risks: Jeep meet at 10 am...bahahahahaha
18:13 kouki: si senoir

18:13 risks: Ill be fast asleep senoir
18:13 kouki: your activities director wouldnt let you attend anyways :p
18:13 risks: Otherwise, id show up.
18:14 risks: lmao.
18:14 kouki: lmao thats what they are from now on

18:14 kouki: not girlfriends, activity director

Credit to goes to Kouki for this.
by FMLx'sUSAdeficit April 18, 2010
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Fight Director

The person in a play, film or television show who choreographs the stage combat sequences, making sure they look realistic, but they're safe for the actors or stunt people involved. They may work un-armed, using hand to hand combat, or with weapons.
The fight director made sure that that final punch looked epic.
by Indigo14 May 9, 2011
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Cleveland Director

The world's next big movie director. Probably of the cult-classic variety. Seriously, you should see him work on a movie, you've probably never seen such passion. Also, did I mention he makes the best roommates ever? I don't know what I'd do without him. He is so fresh, so clean, and hot and fresh out the kitchen
A Cleveland director may have set our room on fire, but it doesn't matter because I love him too much anyway.
by AsianFranny December 9, 2012
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One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....
Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection
by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018
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