big dave

The bloke from the pot noodle advert

Want some pot noodle big dave?

by Paul May 13, 2005

Hot Dave

The art of "making love" to someone by the exclusive use of facial expressions and contortions.

Every time I look over at that guy, he totally Hot Daves me.

by Interrobanger April 21, 2008

Dave

Dave is an almighty being

You do as Dave asks

You listen to the speaking of Dave

You worship the Dave

Dave is god

Matt: oh cool dog
Emily: yeah his name is Dave

Matt: *literally worships the dog

by lil Baconnaise March 3, 2019

Davena

Davena is the girl with the big fat juicy ass. You just want to serve it on a plate and put a little Icying and cherry on top. She is the beautiful Arabic woman.

WOW LOOK AT DAVENA COMING WITH GER BIG FAT ASS.

Woah Davena's ass Nearly knocked me out to another planet.

by Bestlololo December 11, 2016

gay rapey dave

A man named dave who would prefer to not have sex with a drunk girl in case he is accused of rape, but will happily perv over anything else that moves and isn't adverse to a bit of necrophilia. Will not rule out sex with any gender as looks limit the possibility of having regular intercourse with females.

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by sargy October 12, 2010

Davenport

Inside furniture when used as outside furniture, usually on a porch or patio, sometimes in a garage. Especially couches, but recliners and benches from vans set on a porch can be referred to as The Davenport.

Carl Bob's passed out on The Davenport again, should we wake him?

by MIZRIZ April 19, 2018

dave bomb

a sexual act in which a man orgasms into a womans vagina, mouth, or ass condomless, and then informs her that he has the aids virus, regardless of if it is fact or fiction, then proceedss to kick her off the bed and flees the premises

john: oh man, last night was great!
mike: what happened?
john: i hooked up with cindy then dropped the dave bomb on her!!
mike: nice.........

by that super cool guy October 26, 2008