customizability

Ability to customize. Originally conceived and formulated in the West Covina. Generally used to describe vulnerability assessment software to prospective end users and to let them know the shit works.

The customizability of our software is the number one reason why people buy our product. You can find a buncha hackers, crackas, and angry chinamen breaking into your network.

by Hordale-pues August 24, 2004

customer

Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.

Customers make my work life horrible.

by Adrian January 7, 2009

Text-cuse

a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.

Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 17, 2010

cusco

manufacturer of LSD's
top quality products

i just bought and installed a new cusco lsd.
watch me slide!

by trizzle May 13, 2005

siamese whoopee cushion

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole

Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.

by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005

cussjunction

A word, consisting of a cuss word and any number of other words, that combines into one Franken-cussword. Unlike normal conjunctions such as can't and won't, cussjunctions often have a multitude of meanings and will usually be accompanied by other nonsensical conjunctions.

Examples of cussjunctions: sumbitch (son of a bitch), hella (hell of a) and mu'fucker (mother fucker).

Cussjunction in a sentence: It's colder'n a mu'fucker outside.

by shoujoboy June 5, 2011

Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

by Ammonymous June 11, 2011