Crispy bottom

When you cum on your girls butt and you let it dry

Bowie I gave my girlfriend crispy Bottom last night

by Doggiepoopbag December 2, 2018

crizyleigh

The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you feel like you’re heart is being mealted whenever you come in contact with her. She’s shy, but once you get to know her she’ll tell you everything about herself to you.

Oh look it’s Crizyleigh she is so dreamy.

by OfficerShmuc December 14, 2018

Crispy Washington

When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.

We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?

by Cripsy January 4, 2019

Crispy

The act of being angry or bitter about something for a prolonged period of time, in contrast to the word "salty" which carries a comparable meaning but is acute and momentary.

Social workers and nursing staff are notoriously crispy at all times with malingering patience.

After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.

After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.

by Crispy Slayer January 22, 2019

Crispy

(adj.) on point, looking good

"Tinu's dressing sense just way too crispy, bro, I don't even canola oil"

by Lil Nikul February 19, 2019

crispy snizzle

The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.

timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."

by milkyutter May 8, 2019

crispyy_memes

A meme account that you should follow because it post the edgiest shit on ig

Did you see @crispyy_memes new post that he post I just pissed myself because it was so funny

by crispyy_memes April 7, 2019