wannabe comedian

jake paul.

the asshole is a hypocrite who bullies others about their own so called "bullying". His delinquent brother, tazed rats and has laughed at dead bodies in a joking manner and jake somehow justifies this

jake: "the jake paulers are the strongest army out there. dab"
literally everyone with common sense: why is this wannabe comedian fucking speaking

by dude, i dont even know May 29, 2019

Comedian

One difference between a comedian and a joke is a comedian isn't usually desperate to get respected or taken seriously. Another difference between a comedian and a joke is a comedian is not desperate to come off as someone with a sense of humor. Yet another difference between a comedian and a joke is a comedian doesn't usually try to come off as more than a comedian (sex symbol, action/war junkie, athlete/jock, political activist/world leader, rock star, martial arts fighter, assassin, and so on added on as extra for some comedians).

The comedian just makes people laugh, he/she doesn't claim to be the underdog comedian, the comedian who tries to do work in five different areas so the people who laughed at him would take him seriously, he/she just makes people laugh which is why he/she is funny and some jokes are not.

by Solid Mantis November 4, 2019

coned

Originally a Malapropsim posted by a person on Craigslist, "coned" is like "boned" but much worse, the implication that you've been reamed, but, since leaving a cone-like hole, it's 'boning' on a much larger scale.

"I guess we're boned," said party x. "No, it's much worse, do you see that semi? We're pretty much coned."

by Alan Smithee the first July 27, 2009

Tragic Comedy

something rather amusing, about a death or something tragic

someone dying is funny

by Yudge Milker March 14, 2004

bad comedian

1)Someone who is a huge poser and tries to act like something their not.

2)Someone whose bad at telling jokes.

1)When white people wear big chains and puffy jackets thier bad comedians becuz white people cant be black.

2)Tom Anderson was trying to take up the occupation of a comedian for a living but his jokes were so bad that a crowd of frustrated spectators at a comedy fest beat him to death. I'm glad he died.. he was such a bad comedian

by mj July 7, 2004

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by Comedyfessional In Chief August 28, 2009

sketch comedy

bullshit white ppl do

a: is your friend doing anything important with life?

b: nah dude he just does sketch comedy

by kotlkotlkotl February 22, 2019