A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.
by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014
Get the counting roundaboutmug. When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018
Get the The Count Choculamug. Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023
Get the Going Full Countmug. 
“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”
“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
by Night Monkey December 10, 2021
Get the God countmug. “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
Get the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”mug. by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022
Get the Count Humpulamug.