SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

commentatin'

To speak disrespectfully or harshly towards a person or thing.

Why you commentatin' on me?!?

by G-dog January 16, 2004

committer

A person whos liver is far stronger then the average persons, allowing them to consume much more alcohol then their peers. Often the most popular individual in a group.

yeh, he's a total committer

by nutterjack July 6, 2011

commit thanos snap

It means to delete your self, like thanos dis to have of the world :)

I hope you go commit thanos snap

by Beetastic🐝 March 28, 2019

Comment Section

Where all the lame followers and people scared to hold down their shit and tell the world FUCK YOU. YOU CANT CONTROL ME. Hang oout

Wanna know your value, look in the comment section.

by Elcucuy88 August 6, 2019

Committing a Virgil

When somebody calls Virgil "dies" in the Thunderbirds RP It is called "Committing a Virgil"

Person 1: "Where's insert person here?"
Person 2: "They are busy committing a Virgil"

by AutisticMoron July 9, 2023

Conceited K Comment

When someone makes an extremely conceited comment without knowing it.

Person S-"I can't go to dinner tonight because my grandmother is in the hospital"
Person K- "UGH finee. role of the eyes"
Person M- That was a Conceited K Comment!!!

by beepbophello October 7, 2010