Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

by DarkAbyssDude March 08, 2018

Black coconuts

When a bitch is giving you head, and right when you're about to cum, she bites your balls as hard as she can.

Right when I was about to finish, that crank ass hoe bit down, and gave me black coconuts!

by Neilanie February 28, 2016

coconut jam

Spunk, cum, jizz. Just another name for the white stuff.

Mike spread his coconut jam all over my face this morning

by DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimmsda August 11, 2017

coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 19, 2018

Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 28, 2022

Coconut Black Tie

A shocking sex act.

I gave her a coconut black tie after we held hands.

by Crack_n_Shine July 29, 2019

Coconut questions

Someone who projects his/her own intention and physical actions.

"I know you mean well, without coconut questions we can understand each other better. I don't invent meaning because I don't have the inability to deal with grief. "

by Communi February 18, 2021