close minded blame

When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.

Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018

Close

The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital

“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

close adult superfission

What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.

Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.

by QuacksO September 13, 2022

One eye closed pic

If somebody sends you a A picture with one close eye It means they trust you with their life

For example “ Just got a one eye closed pic from Emma I now know she trusts me”

by Thicker that 🤭 May 30, 2022

close

only a short distance away or apart in space or time, also close is a boy named Adrian Ionut who was a legend at HvH in Romania

1: "The legend of the Romanian hvh has reappeared!"
2: "OMG, close on HvHDog!"

by lottaswagg December 16, 2021

Danger Close

When performing sexual acts with a partner and they are either close to starting their period or having stomach issues, you do the deed anyways

I earned my danger close badge last night. I was going down on Kelly and after, she started her period! I close to getting my red wings!

by Willierobthorton March 10, 2022

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022