Clonk

An Onomatopoeia, defining the act of hitting someone (preferably in the head) with an object that is guaranteed to make a noise. Some of these items can include things like a Pringles can, Frying pan, Gong, Metal pipe, or a Dodgeball.

Person 1: Dude I'm about to clonk this guy in the head with a can of Pringles
Person 2: Bro this is gonna be so hilarious
(Clonk)
Person 3: OW.

by VaporwaveyVibes January 19, 2024

Clondorf

A fart from the tip of one’s penis hole.

Damn Owen Carter just Clondorfed, because it smells like shit.

by Giantsausage69 January 20, 2024

Cloist

Cloist

Omg you are so cloist.
I can’t wait to cloist later.
The air is so cloist.

by Cloist January 22, 2024

Clonka Minkus

All variations of Clonka and Minkus are slurs, applicable to anybody who wishes to be offended by them.

I'm straight up Clonking and Minking right now. Full on Clonka Minkus.

by LegionNoName November 20, 2023

Clonking

When you get your bussy pounded so hard you puke all over the bed.

Alternatively, there's another form of Clonking that involves being pounded so hard you cum all over the bed and shit and puke at the same time.

Luci: Dude, I got a harsh Clonking last night.
Quake: Real

by Lxthargy November 28, 2023

Clobstomp

Absolutely demolishing those bitches

"Man they are dogging me, absolutely clobstomping me."
"Oh, they're coming. GET CLOBSTOMPED, NOOB"

by Apple Girlington April 8, 2024

Clongiskidders

Scandinavian breakfast pastry, typically filled with apple strudel

Could also be a slang term for a bacterial infection that often burns

These Clongiskidders are very sweet

I was prescribed antibiotics for my Clongiskidders

by APeeled0range April 17, 2024