Cougar Mountain Classic

The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.

Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.

by Cougar Mountain Classic June 3, 2014

the ismael classic

when someone plays as donkey kong in smash bros ultimate picks you up and cargo throws you at the bottom corner of the stage.

“did you just pull of the ismael classic”

by IDIEDONTHURSDAY November 17, 2020

Certified Drake Classic

Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.

After I hit it I pulled a certified drake classic just to be sure she ain’t gettin no bag from me

by Virginbyn8r April 5, 2022

The Aaron Classic

When a person kills a groupchat

"We had a right conversation going and he's after pulling The Aaron Classic"

by theaaronclassic June 29, 2022

Classic Steve

To do a Classic Steve is when someone (usually male) goes away from any work he/she has to do. They usually retreat to; a bed, the toilet, the shower, or they just leave the area.

"No, no don't leave... I can't believe he is doing a Classic Steve"

by Bman111 December 1, 2016

T-shirt classic

The act of stealing a T-shirt from those trampy guys who sell dodgy T-shirts outside of gigs. To achieve this objective you politely ask to try it on and then, quick as a flash, run away giggling to oneself. Shouting "booyah!" is optional.

Dude A: "Man, those T-Shirts are shit, but I can't be bothered doing any washing and need a T-Shirt for tomorrow."

Dude B: "Do a T-shirt classic!"

Dude A: "Trantastic."

by Ian Mckenna January 21, 2007

classicest

Being rather more classic than anything else, where classic is used synonimously with awesomeness in any way, shape or form.

Man, that's the classicest song ever.

by Dominion May 9, 2006