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The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.
Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.
by Cougar Mountain Classic June 03, 2014
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