celebits

Some more famous than infamous bits with exclusion of bytes. Related words: celeuks, celeints. Denoting celebrities that are not doing IT any more, plaintively stating, No sex please, we're British.

Give those celeuks versus celebrits a fair chance at beComing celebits.

by Hercolena Oliver May 12, 2008

Gay-cedes

1. The real definition of Mercedes

2. The gayest mobile on the road ever.

1. Lets not talk about Mercedes they suck

2. Don't you know that Gay-cedes are the biggest piles of shit on the road, and they can pound sand up their own ass and eat shit and then die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh my god I fucking hate them, fuck you bitch!!!Go eat a dick. Dont talk SHIT about Total!!

by Ian Pendergraft August 2, 2007

Celebi

An omnipotent deity that some worship as God himself. He claims to be God of Sex, IRC, and just about everything else. He is also insatiably evil and a member of the Devious Deuce. People who speak out against him commonly disappear. Or die violent, bloody deaths.

For the love of Celebi! WTF are you doing!?

by Mr. Nobody March 4, 2004

Celeste

A Masturbation technique. The basic idea is that one is standing next to a wall and when the masturbator comes, the semen is sprayed onto the wall, eliminating the need to cleanup.

"Did you see what the kid upstairs did? He pulled a Celeste!"
"What a perv."

by TimothyP July 13, 2006

celesbian

A talentless hack female who is famous for no reason other than the "out-and-loving-it" girlfriend of a famous person.

Celesbian people include Sandra Bernhart and Anne Heche... enough said.

by Paulo and Miguel October 5, 2006

Celeste

Female name, usually they are very large (in width) people. Their hair is normally straight (by a straight iron) and they are normally insane. Guys normally hate people named Celeste because they are normally HUGE prudes and a pain in the butt.

"That girl was so prude"
"really, how far had she gone?"
"nowhere, in the dugout!!!!!"
"wow that sucks, what was her name?"
"celeste"
"I should have known..."

by currnsh32 January 8, 2009

Celeste

the newest sex position out there, guaranteed to provide orgasm that will last minimum, 6 days for both partners. It is when a male and female lay next to each other on the bed and the female wraps her leg over the guys genitals and his penis automatically inserts itself into her anus, the male then licks her breasts while the female masturbates with a dildo into her own vagina so she is being done both ways at the same time.

"uh the celeste i had with christie......"
"what about it"
"I'm still feeling vibrations man, this was the best thing that ever happened to me"
"hot, I want to do a celeste with jenifer"

by Sextoysarelife January 8, 2009