By far the best European defender in basketball history. With a strong auto-irony and a charming character he is one of the most pleasant people you can talk to.
Bullshit apart, fuck you Carlo, get back to work, as always and never stop being yourself.
Bullshit apart, fuck you Carlo, get back to work, as always and never stop being yourself.
"domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa male"
"Tomorrow I'll play against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa male"
"Tomorrow I'll play against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"
by jesusmortus April 22, 2022
The person with the absolute B I G G E S T dong like humongous and can pull any chick all while eating pussy
by Stingieboi October 30, 2019
by Bowen4637 May 16, 2018
Person #1: you should date Steven/Carlos, you guys would be cute together
Person#2: Nah, I don’t see that
Person#2: Nah, I don’t see that
by Trevor worshiper January 19, 2020
In the Destiny universe, "Carlos and Maria" are what Eva Levante secretly calls her fists: lefty being Carlos and righty being Maria.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Eva just smiles warmly knowing that Carlos and Maria are both still able to enjoy the solstice bonfire.
by Black Uncle Phillip July 21, 2022
A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.
Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
by Hell Yeah I'm American! July 14, 2005
Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar.
by trgdtgrtrguil May 03, 2007