Fuck Your Canoe

fuck your canoe (fyc) is the most amazing yet indescribable saying. it can be used in the same contex as fuck you with "canoe" referring to a specific target aimed to be fucked.

Girl: hey can you help me carry this bag?

guy: fuck your canoe!

by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008

Jew Canoe

a minivan commonly driven by jews with thier 4 - 6 kids.

the jew canoe cut me off!!

look at the jew canoe full of curly jews.

by smh@u August 10, 2007

Canoeing

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.

I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.

by Tafkag July 4, 2019

Douche Canoe

A hat worn by an abnormally large douche bag. Usually an Ed Hardy hat or an old man hat worn by anyone under the age of 60.

Look at all those assholes in their douche canoes.

by First Mate Shrivelnuts September 11, 2009

jew canoe

A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.

Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!

by Kevin Not-a-Jew December 9, 2008

Canterbury

Canterbury is a place in kent which is full of Chavy teenagers who thinks they are hard but are really just thriving cunts and will rob any bike or even a wheelie bin that you leave out of your site. If your an outsider you will try to be dragged into the Chavy lifestyle. If your unlucky enough to have beef with one of the local gypsies you will probably not leave alive.

Do you remember that time we went to Canterbury an got robbed by the local chavs.

by Bathtub2000 January 1, 2018

canteen punk

A device consisting of several sharp spikes for temporary holding of a variety of vegetables before preparation for cooking.

Grab another spud off the canteen punk will ya?

by EH? June 20, 2004