Someone who you have a crush on... but you think its someone one you know and then its a total stranger!
Glenda: I saw this kid in gym... i think it was Blake... he's really hot!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!
Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!
Linda: Are you sure it was him...
*Next day*
Glenda: That is not Blake!
Linda: I think that is some eighth grader!
Glenda: I dont even know his name!
Linda: He's such a cactus!
by Glenda Foot Massage St. Cactus October 01, 2017
by Celestial Star November 18, 2016
by Tevez1 October 06, 2015
An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.
by Twilight_Eclipse February 21, 2016
A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.
by John Weblyek April 21, 2020
If you can find someone in the world named ‘Cerig’ then they are also know as a cactus which is a nicer way of saying prick as ‘Cerigs’ are known for hating the word prick and despise being and called a prick.
Person 1: Oh you know that kid Cerig right?
Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.
Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.
by Senior Chuck August 23, 2018