Sand on a cactus

A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.

"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."

by GodfreyYerfdog May 11, 2023

Cactus Flesh

A nickname for a boyo often found wearing a green sweater. The sweater will be nicknamed cactus and since the boyo wears cactus all the time he now becomes a cactus flesh.

Manuel the cute little cactus flesh.

by TinyBee September 4, 2018

cactus bitchy

The modern definition of annoying

✨cactus bitchy✨

by giveemhellkid April 15, 2021

cactus

cactus is a CANADIAN who wont stop saying shit like goodness me gosh almighty amazing oh god oh my goodness and is ANNOYING AS FUCK!!!!! they usually are found moderating animal jam servers and having no life :rofl:

bro did u see that cactus they totally STINK FART!

by DEFINITELYNOTMOLDY January 10, 2022

Cactus

An attractive heterosexual man who straight white women call a twink for some reason. Taken from The Good Place's "Is it actually a cactus?" bit.

"Timothee Chalamet is such a twink"
"He's actually a cactus"

by Sex_Addicto February 12, 2025

Cactus

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by Motherinmyass May 14, 2021

Cactus

A person who u share a situationship with

She is my cactus

by savemeh March 7, 2023