Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

cum bumster

A dirty whore that secretly loves anal, and getting her ass filled up with cum.

Dude, I heard my boy slamming out this cum bumster last night, and at the end she screamed “PLEASE CUM IN MY ASS”.

by Bedroom Gangsta May 29, 2019

cheeky bumsex

cheeky bumsex.

come over and we’ll have some cheeky bumsex.

by cheekybumsex420 October 11, 2020

Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.

"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."

by sinna lol April 21, 2021

Bum bumper

Bum bumper is a word for a badass who is really loud and sometimes annoying but will stick up for you.

You’re a bum bumper

by Limbflowliesss May 8, 2021

Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.

Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”

by That one lost remote June 9, 2021

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

by JerryMinky February 14, 2023