Chum Burrito

Eating the puke back out of a vagina after vomiting into it.

Chumley's girlfiend stank soooo bad, he puked while going down on her. But since he hadn't had lunch yet, he made a chum burrito of it.

by goodwood September 16, 2010

Mucho burrito

When you stick a burrito up your vagina and you let it heat up in there and then eat it.

"Hey..where did you get that burrito from?"
"Oh just my vagina. I mucho burritoed it."

by Milker300 September 27, 2013

wet burrito

A wet burrito is a sexual act in which a man liberally applies hot sauce to his erect penis before inserting it into his partner's anus. The act results in a mixture of bodily fluids - fecal matter, blood, semen, sweat, possibly urine - and hot sauce, hence the "wet burrito" name. This is usually a surprise sex act, as most partners would prefer to keep hot sauce as far away from their genitals as possible.

You should've seen her face after that wet burrito I gave her last night. I have a feeling I'm not getting laid again for at least a week.

by philthyphillygirl December 6, 2009

Queef Burrito

Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.

Queef Burrito Example 1:

Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.

Queef Burrito Example 2:

Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.

by mattis1121 October 1, 2008

THE BEAN BURRITO

You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it

fool last night i gave consuela sanchez THE BEAN BURRITO, esse

by CHINGCHONG6969 October 19, 2008

Burrito Surpreme

When someone shoves a burritto in your ass and squirts its so the contents of the burritto shoot up your anus and then sew your butthole shut and then bends you over and kicks you in your ass.

"wow barney just gave betty a burrito surpreme"

by joelwantsyournuts May 21, 2006

Burritolingus

Eating a burrito with the mouth

Its almost time for some hella crazy burritolingus

by Japanese Toilet November 27, 2007