bunch

v. To become extremely uptight at the slightest provocation, resulting in the unyielding bunching of one's panties.

Kelly became firmly bunched when her ex picked the children up five minutes early.

by JamThis February 24, 2009

bunch

to royally fuck something up beyond any hope of recovery

Gregg, what the fuck! You royally bunched that up! We're screwed!

by sukafish October 31, 2011

Bruncle

An uncle who is like a brother.

I had a sister quite a few years older than myself. She had a child - my niece - who is only three years younger than me. We spent a lot of time together growing up. I am close like a brother, but technically her uncle. Hence the word Bruncle. Additionally, that makes her my sister/niece or sniecester.

by pistolapete April 4, 2011

Bronchasaurus

The slang word for Bronchitis, a bacterial/viral cough you can catch. Often used after you've had it for a long time. Bronch + Saurus like a dinosaur.

Tyler: Where's Jim been?
Todd: He caught the Bronchasaurus.

by Tberger March 29, 2010

Brenchel

The partner name of the power couple Brendon and Rachel, from the cbs hit show Big Brother. They appeared on season 11 and 12 and are known by many as the couple "Brenchel".

Brenchel was put on the block last night on big brother.

by ninjasockz September 9, 2011

been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

by samkim February 9, 2008

Bunch Nudge Method

When you've overdosed on Extenze and your penis is the size of your fucking forearm. While having sex, bunch nudging is when you try to stick it all in by nudging it inch by inch due to the shear overly-massive, gorilla shit size.

Craig: Yo Dan! I took an insane, bat-shit amount of Extenze other day and now my dick is as big as my leg!
Dan: Dude, it's like you have a third leg!

Make sure you use the Bunch Nudge Method on

Bailey, bro!
Craig: Man, I'll take my chances.

She'll be soar the next morning either way!

by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014