breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.

Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

name bragging

Someone who cannot stop themselves from bragging about the name brand items they own. Usually bought for them, and generally purchased by people that have no responsibilities, or live at home with their parents or grandparents.

Federico had a nasty habit of name bragging on his social media pages, even though the name brands he buys were insignificant since he still lived with his abuela.

by EmmVee August 14, 2016

Darth breathing

When your having sex with a man who is still wearing his c-pap machine

Dave was darth breathing while I rode him.

by Cookie_Monster 79 August 12, 2018

Krojsent Breaking

Act in art

Shown is breaking Krojsenta which means sharing with someone.

I Krojsent Breaking because he did not have cookie.

by MorteX March 20, 2020

Mentally breaking down your opponent

by insulting them using kindergarten insults

are you losers from losertown? because you losers are!
John this is an intervention.
Charlie, why is he Mentally breaking down your opponent?

by Buro December 11, 2020

Spring Breeding

The event that occurred over the course of spring 2021 where millennials in a massive wave achieved their best orgasm since the beginning of March 2020 thanks to Covid 19. This occurrence is due to the massive amount of young individuals posting their vaccination cards on dating apps and websites.

My roommate abandoned me tonight for quarentined March madness. He must be partaking in spring breeding due to his j&j shot.

by Plasticnose April 8, 2021

testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021