Blobjob

When you are so drunk and sloppy trying to give a blowjob, but you can only half way do it and give up.

Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.

by Blobjob September 19, 2021

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blobgobbler

a hypocrite, one who goes back on their word

ugh, john told me that he hated dogs but he adopted one last week! what a blobgobbler.

stella's such a blobgobbler, she promised me that she'd give my sweater back but never did!

by johncenasseventhtooth October 16, 2021

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Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021

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