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Blender

When you have a problem with something or someone, you throw it inthe Blender.” Basically telling someone and or the issue that your gonna blend it or fuck it up.
“God forgive me imma sinner, I put niggers in that blender.”
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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Blender

A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.
Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
by DaCuberz June 23, 2025
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Breeder

look at these two breeders kissing in public”
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Breeder

Someone who's so fucking miserable from seeing child-free people enjoying having clean homes, stuff that isn't broken, and being able to travel that they insist that child-free people have kids just so the people who don't want kids can be miserable too.

Common things a breeder will say to a child-free person:

"You're being selfish"
"You'll change your mind"
"You're immature"
"You won't know true love until you have a baby"
"Motherhood/fatherhood is so rewarding"
"You're wasting your life"
"You'll regret not having a baby"
"You're lazy"
"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
"You're gonna die alone"
Every child-free person will encounter a breeder sooner or later. Whether it be a family member, friend, romantic partner, or even your doctor (OBGYNs are NOTORIOUS for trying to get their patients to have babies since they make a lot money off of pregnant patients and less from patients who want to be sterilized!). Remind the breeders that your life choices have no impact on your life, and that they're an asshole for being so rude to you.
by Failurebitch July 14, 2025
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Breeder

Fuck yourself breeder. They aren't that important. Get his kids specifically if they imprison me. He will like it the least.
Hym "No. Fuck you breeder."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
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swear blender

one who blends swears, to mix profanities
The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.
by mzpiklz November 11, 2010
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Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013
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