birthday dick 

Birthday dick is a really large or satisfying penis. Usually only experienced every once in a while.

After a series of sexual letdowns, Emily finally got some much needed Birthday Dick.

birthday dick by Ebonykeys April 26, 2017

Birthday Bandit 

A dude who finds the excited "yes" atmosphere of a birthday party to be prime hook up territory. Likes parties, but especially birthday parties. Typically male. Commandeers attention away from the birthday person.

Hide your presents, hide your cake, it's the birthday bandit.

Birthday Bandit by squibidoo June 28, 2011

Birthday Baked 

Similar to white girl wasted, birthday baked means a middle class person or someone on a budget spending more on marijuana for their birthday as a treat to themselves.

Dave: What are you doing for your birthday?
Harry: I just got paid so I'll probably visit my dealer and get birthday baked.

John planned to get birthday baked and therefore had to buy more snacks than usual.

Birthday Baked by CadillacDan July 20, 2011

Birthday Scammer 

A cheeky little so-and-so who pretends it his birthday (on multiple occasions) simply for personal gain and benefit

"Hey it's my birthday today! Where's my present?"
"F*ck off Bill you had your birthday two months ago, you birthday scammer"

Birthday Scammer by Bill Benton November 28, 2011

birthday bop 

Getting a blow-job on your birthday

Julian: Did annie give you birthday bop yesterday?
Harrison: ya it was hella good, best birthday present someone has given me

birthday bop by the big fatty April 23, 2016

Birthday Caking

When someone passes out and you put small pieces of paper between their toes and light them on fire to watch them kick them out in a violent stupor

A dude passed out and we immediately birthday caked this guy, he got up like the grandpa in Charlie and the chocolate factory. Birthday caking shout out the bodega hive

Birthday Caking by Themeowhog August 14, 2017

Birthday boobs 

The act of sending pictures of your boobs, co-workers boobs, and friends boobs, to your husband/boyfriend on his birthday.

Dude that's awesome she had all her friends send you birthday boobs

Birthday boobs by Strong-dick-dong February 19, 2021