beat n skeet 

(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.

Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.

beat n skeet by Laddie Patel February 2, 2005

beat salad 

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.

She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.

beat salad by friarsams May 2, 2005

Beat off crazy 

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

Beat off crazy by jj March 18, 2005

Beat Matching 

When you be smacking the sirloin and the rhythm matches the porn that you're watching.

Uhhh, smack, Uhh, smack. Man as a pasty red head from Oslo that's so rejected. I feel an affinity and a similarity to Tyrell from L.A. in the hit feature "Tricky Nicky get Sticky Icky (with my 10 inch black cock)" Oh check it out, I'm beat matching and I didn't even realize it, where do I send fanmail?

Beat Matching by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

Beat it down

to beat the brakes off that hoe.

I just beat it down, Harley can barely walk.

Beat it down by Dah Beater August 15, 2011

beat off chair

The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.

Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.

beat off chair by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012

beat that ass 

sexual term, to smash, to "pound that ass"

Imma beat that ass when I get home. ;)

beat that ass by fosterjenny July 25, 2017