Holy BEANS

A "14 year old" Irish girl, but we all know she's actually 10. She vote manipulates on the |r/watersheepcult Discord Server|. She always defends her trash country.

thetechtoot: uh it's Holy BEANS again
Kits: I know right! People should vote for us

by Pony Bottle June 13, 2020

Falling Beans

Also known as Fall Guys, beans who topple over everytime because of their short legs and having to do obstacle courses al the time.

When I play Fall Guys, me and sixty other players become falling beans.

by NathanielLH September 17, 2020

No beans

Similar to 'no cap.' 'No beans' is used to affirm the truth of one's statement, especially one that may seem hard to believe.

"Dude, there's no way you got that hot girls snap"
"I did, no beans"

by chingleberry January 24, 2021

Galaxy Beans

Ugly ass bean looking headphones.

Man are those baked beans or Galaxy Beans?

by BorisJohnsonfromdiscorf January 6, 2021

spray your beans

To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.

"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)

by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008

Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.

"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."

by DuValicious April 21, 2013

It's all beans and sausage

Everything is going well

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

by PhineousPhreak August 28, 2013