alienspy

coolest guy on the planet who pwns tash all day with a penis the size of elephants

> tash

by tash August 26, 2003

alienware

Windoze based, so called 'Ultimate Gaming Machine', makes owners believe they have the right to brag

'I'm getting an Alienware'

you: (flip a coin)

Heads: 'Buy a mac'
Tails: 'Build your own, and don't ruin it with a gay OS like Windoze XP'
Side: Instantly terminate all relations with this person

by Dave Noble April 30, 2005

Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.

I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

the alien

Pushing your testes into your stomach, as the eyes, while pulling your penis downwards as the face.

I showed Shirley the alien.

by john boner August 22, 2006

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

azlin

A bitch

She is such an azlin. It gets annoying!

by the black pepper man December 5, 2016

aliens

creatures that arent from earth that stretch ur anus while u sleep with their fingers

uh oh I got finger fucked in the ass by aliens

by AdamHand2004 November 3, 2018