abshurhootsies

Response statement to a question. Example:

Q: When we go to the zoo, can we get snow cones!?!?

A: Abshurhootsies
Pronounced: Ab-sure-oot-seas
Rooted from the word Absolutely with an infusion of Sure, Definitely and it will be a hoot most certainly & seriously.
Coined by a goofy dad.

Used repeatedly to playfully irritate the wife and rally the kiddos.

Will it be worth it? Abshurhootsies!

by Turquoise Squirrel June 24, 2018

abster

a nickname for people named abby

my friend: hey abster!

by abster421 November 29, 2018

abstract jellyfish

The act of sucking paint into your ass and squirting it out on to a canvas for the sole reason of creating an abstract peice of art.

Bro 1: woah bro these are some nice paintings how did you do them?
Bro2: I did the abstract jellyfish

Bro1: woah do you have some paint for my ass too?
Bro2: hell ya

by Inaimif October 15, 2019

Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Blyat, Better Then Tea Used by capitalyst pigs. mostly used by slavs, gopniks and The Slav King Life of boris.

VADIM BLYAT! HE STOLE ALL OF MY ABSOLUT VODKA!

by Annatoli December 5, 2019

absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt. It was pioneered by the famous streamer Ninja, who recently died from ligma.

"You're an absolute dolt."
"Aww man, you really think so."

by jesus4204206969696 October 28, 2020

absvfx

we are 4lifers & shes the most sweetest best friend ever <33 (love u ashlyn)

absvfx is pretty

by amelie raelene July 4, 2021

absatootly

A more excited, silly word for absolutely. A form of major agreement.

"Hey Paige, want to sit on beanbag chits in my concrete basement eating the dead crickets we find?"
"Absatootly, Gerome!"

by RadicalRaspberry_o7sahag May 19, 2022