extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r November 20, 2023

Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.

Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!

by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025

Abortion loser

An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd

There are some abortion losers in my family.

by Alex phoenix September 27, 2023

The Energy Argument Against Abortion

The Energy Argument Against Abortion is a novel, inarguable, and irrefutable argument against abortion that can be found on the END ABORTION community on X formerly known as twitter. The Energy Argument Against Abortion is as follows: Albert Einstein's mass-energy equivalence principle dictates that mass is fundamentally a form of energy. Thus, the law of conservation of energy dictates that the energy in the form of matter with mass taken in by a living system that is converted into free energy cannot be greater than the free energy utilized by the living system to carry out that CONVERSION of matter into free energy that can be utilized by the living system which mathematically means that NO NET ENERGY is added to a living system despite intake of matter with mass. Thus, as dictated by the second law of thermodynamics, the total energy of the human zygote/human fetus as a living system CANNOT increase after the moment of conception and must CONTINUALLY DECREASE since the total free energy of the human being living system progressively DECREASES as the total entropy of the human being living system progressively INCREASES since NO NET ENERGY is added to the human being living system despite intake of matter with mass into the human being living system. Thus, the human zygote/human fetus has the HIGHEST TOTAL ENERGY as a living system out of all forms of the human being including born human beings making the murderous act of abortion WRONG and IMMORAL under any circumstance!

Example: "Hey bro, I just used The Energy Argument Against Abortion in order to COMPLETELY DEBUNK every single pro-abortion apologist and it was completely FANTASTIC!"

by The Global Revolutionary April 15, 2024

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Reverse Abortion

Where it is medically necessary to kill the mother in order to give birth and save the baby.

Did you hear about Sahra she got a reverse abortion yesterday and her funeral is tomorrow.

by m1241325345a3523412x February 13, 2019

reverse abortion

Another word for vaginal sex. Used to suggest that instead of yanking something out of your vagina, you are more than happy to invite it in for tea.

Steve: Is it true you fucked Eve last night?
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.

by hoaaaaag June 29, 2016