A Retrosexual Woman is a female who revels in 1940's style femininity--and abhors the coarseness of feminisim. Her stock in trade is an intoxicating combination of soft-spoken elegance, smoldering sensuality, and an air of wide-eyed innocence that most men cannot resist.
Armed with nothing more than a summer dress, a shy wink and a smile, a Retrosexual Woman never needs to pump her own gas or buy her own drink. At home she is a domestic diva who exudes a wholesome sensuality that is alluring no matter how she dresses or what she does. Always modest and wholesome, she is no harlot. But when she finally does take a man to her boudoir, she holds nothing back. He will be captivated by her love forever.
Femisinists sometimes (incorrectly) despise retrosexual females as totally subservient to and dependant on men the men in their lives. But a closer look soon reveals that it is the men who are serving the Retrosexual Woman. When the retrosexual female marries, her husband worships her and often spends his evenings joyfully rubbing her feet or massaging her neck.
Armed with nothing more than a summer dress, a shy wink and a smile, a Retrosexual Woman never needs to pump her own gas or buy her own drink. At home she is a domestic diva who exudes a wholesome sensuality that is alluring no matter how she dresses or what she does. Always modest and wholesome, she is no harlot. But when she finally does take a man to her boudoir, she holds nothing back. He will be captivated by her love forever.
Femisinists sometimes (incorrectly) despise retrosexual females as totally subservient to and dependant on men the men in their lives. But a closer look soon reveals that it is the men who are serving the Retrosexual Woman. When the retrosexual female marries, her husband worships her and often spends his evenings joyfully rubbing her feet or massaging her neck.
Susan never gets a traffic ticket no matter how fast she drives. She just smiles and winks at the officer, and he lets her go. It just isn't fair. She is such a Retrosexual Woman.
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That one girl at every party, bar, workplace, school, etc. that everyone stares at while she walks by because of her beauty.
Every guy is afraid to approach her because of her amazing looks, and the fear of insant rejection; But every once in a while a brave man will approach her, but be warned you should be a master of flirting if you even want 5 seonds with her.
Some common traits of a woman of the world is always in the lastest high brand fashions, a love for sunglasses, a love for any type of accent, and usually a gay friend; But these traits may differ girl to girl
Every guy is afraid to approach her because of her amazing looks, and the fear of insant rejection; But every once in a while a brave man will approach her, but be warned you should be a master of flirting if you even want 5 seonds with her.
Some common traits of a woman of the world is always in the lastest high brand fashions, a love for sunglasses, a love for any type of accent, and usually a gay friend; But these traits may differ girl to girl
*A woman of the world walks by*
Tony: Oh god dude look at that girl!
Paul: That ain't no girl dude. That's a woman ....... a woman of the world
Tony: Dude I'm going up to talk to her
Paul: Dude wait no! you better be really charming!
Tony: Oh god dude look at that girl!
Paul: That ain't no girl dude. That's a woman ....... a woman of the world
Tony: Dude I'm going up to talk to her
Paul: Dude wait no! you better be really charming!
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Man gets punched by woman. Crowd laughs. Man tries to defend himself. Crowd boos and people call him a woman beater.
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by Pretty Man April 10, 2007
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A female of the species Homo sapiens. The half capable of birthing offspring. In modern humans this is becoming optional. Gestation lasts 9 months, although complications may be responsible altering this time frame. All human zygotes appear to be genderless until the seventh week of pregnancy. Funny old world.
Beyond the obvious sexual characteristics and disparities of muscle mass, vision, depth perception, the physical differences between male and female humans are limited or irrelevant.
Por ejemplo, human males don't grow an array of brightly patterned feathers in opposition to the minimalistic female. Likewise human females don't absorb the male and reduce his anatomy to a pair of gonads. (Hands down!)
This lack of meaningful physical difference allow the male and female to swap roles if needed. Sometimes if they just plain feel like it! Neat, huh? Indeed, despite certain social developments, this is common enough that medical science generously created options for the discrepancy of appearance that some people feel prevents them from enjoying their true identity. Many scientific fields have also expounded that the range of genders is not binary, providing more ways one can feel down with their funky selves.
In short, human life is complex, and sometimes wonderful, and being a woman is another way of making the world a more vibrant place. Now go out and be your freaky self.
2) Urban Dictionary doesn't know what one is.
A female of the species Homo sapiens. The half capable of birthing offspring. In modern humans this is becoming optional. Gestation lasts 9 months, although complications may be responsible altering this time frame. All human zygotes appear to be genderless until the seventh week of pregnancy. Funny old world.
Beyond the obvious sexual characteristics and disparities of muscle mass, vision, depth perception, the physical differences between male and female humans are limited or irrelevant.
Por ejemplo, human males don't grow an array of brightly patterned feathers in opposition to the minimalistic female. Likewise human females don't absorb the male and reduce his anatomy to a pair of gonads. (Hands down!)
This lack of meaningful physical difference allow the male and female to swap roles if needed. Sometimes if they just plain feel like it! Neat, huh? Indeed, despite certain social developments, this is common enough that medical science generously created options for the discrepancy of appearance that some people feel prevents them from enjoying their true identity. Many scientific fields have also expounded that the range of genders is not binary, providing more ways one can feel down with their funky selves.
In short, human life is complex, and sometimes wonderful, and being a woman is another way of making the world a more vibrant place. Now go out and be your freaky self.
2) Urban Dictionary doesn't know what one is.
1) A woman is a warrior. So is a man. So is anyone else. Those last few sentences got away from me.
2) Ironically the author of this definition is not a woman and is in fact a cis/male. Go figure.
2) Ironically the author of this definition is not a woman and is in fact a cis/male. Go figure.
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