wessels

a really horny bitch who can't stop talking or thinking about sexual content.

Wow! why does he have to be such a wessels.

by ujunag April 29, 2008

weasel

If a person wants to get in there with somebody else and tries then they are said to be weaseling them. Weaseling could be anything from texting to pulling to going out with them.

You're such a weasel!

Are you weaseling hannah?

I think you should weasel her...

by 4u2nv May 24, 2005

Weasel

Someone who says they will come out and chill but then when you call them back when there ready they are already gone somewhere else.

Yo man lets blaze in like 30
yeah dude text me
(text message) lets go burn now its been 30
(text message) im already at larrys burn later
(text message) your such a little bitch weasel

by horseneck April 30, 2011

stepney weasel

an Ecstasy Tablet, a pill, a round'un...

''Ere mate know where i can get any stepney weasels?''

by Alex Wright October 12, 2005

Squeaky Weasel

A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel

Dude i totally switched it up and dropped the squeaky weasel on her then she punched me

by Chopperdave631 January 27, 2010

Goober-weasel

A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.

Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?

by Doucheperier February 19, 2010

weasel faced

you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone

Man, i am totally weasel faced.

by E7Li3 January 14, 2009