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Day walking Yuppie

People that you know that act hardcore and try to hide who they really are. They wear Ford Hoodies and Flannel and claim to listen to metal but Only ride British motorcycles, drink Starbucks, Eat at chipotle, have a blackberry and send their girlfriend flowers when she has a cold.
person 1: Hey you want to see if Brian wants to go to the Rob Zombie Concert.

person 2: Hell no he is a Day walking Yuppie who will most likely want to get a pumpkin spice latte before the show and we will all get our asses kicked.
by G-man 666 December 4, 2009
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Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.
"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."
by Lokiejones November 7, 2011
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walking wounded

To walk, or stumble around..either at a party or any social gathering under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Usually used when one friend is seen holding an alcoholic beverage severely wasted.
does he have another beer in his hand? yeah man, he's been walking wounded for the past hour
by barness910 April 20, 2011
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walking the dog

I got caught walking the dog last night.
by Glen January 9, 2004
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Walking SexGod

A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.
Harry: How the hell do you get laid?

Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?

Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.

Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...
by Funnywords&Phrases November 5, 2010
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Waling

To hit, punch, beat, kick, and thrash so hard that people think you're a Japanese fisherman brutally harpooning/ murdering your whale victim.
1. Johnny was waling so hard on Mark yesterday! He had two black eyes!
2. I waled on my boss the other day because he fired me and now my hands smell like sweet victory and gorgon blood.
3. You should wale on that guy for cutting you in the Panda Express line!
by Grin May 4, 2014
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Circle Warning

> When someone attempts to warn another about something* but in doing so changes their mind and talks in a circle eventually making it back to the idea that everything is actually all just fine and there was no point in even bringing up the warning in the first place

> A pseudo warning that doesn't much matter in the end.

* i.e. warning them about a person (slut/flirt/etc.) or a water fall that looks safe but you may or may not have heard about someone jumping off and killing themselves on the rocks below or something along those lines.
See the waterfall comment above...

"Dude that chick's such a slut! But actually I guess it was Mike that told me that and Mike also said that you were gay and clearly you're into women so Mike isn't very trust worthy so you know what? Just go for it, broseph. Es all good, but wear protection. That was quite the circle warning I just gave you, my bad "
by Fury Matis March 22, 2009
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