Weiner

a moderate sized penis

oooooooohhhh, I wish I could touch oscar mayer's weiner

by jeeenie October 2, 2005

weiner dog

a big and very LONG weiner dog that will be stuffed into girlfriend's closet one day when boyfriend gets the money to buy one for her

Edward: Guess what? ;D
Marianne: What? :)
*weiner dog jumps out of backpack*
Marianne: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A CUTE LONG PUPPAY!!! XD
*marianne hugs weiner dog and takes it home and closes the door*
Edward: Hey don't I get a hug? T.T

by Edward who LOVES Marianne XP May 8, 2006

Weiner

To send a picture message photo of your penis to someone from your cell phone.

I think I'll weiner my girlfriend." Also Wienered. "That Congressman just weinered me.

by RvrMan June 16, 2011

small weiner

the tool between a young mans legs inwhich is very very "tiny" that you cannot see it...with a magnifying glass

"Dan...where is your small weiner?"

by roxanne January 5, 2004

Weiner bandit

The stealing of someones weiner

"ya woke up and ya weiner was gone " you just got hit by the weiner bandit

by tha J W January 27, 2009

weiner

a stupid or weak (not strong)person...weenie,or a pussy

john is a weiner because he didnt know 1+1.....anthony is a weiner because i said so....

by steevin May 31, 2007

Weinerhouse

Secondary name derived of thirteenth century English heritage; Secondary name to butchers who kept a supply of bull penis in their homes.

Son please go see Sir William Weinerhouse and purchase three bull penises from him. We are going to have a feast.

by Ryan George and Steven Petropoulos July 28, 2004