Winston slamming

The act of getting a huge genetically engineered gorilla with a huge erection and letting him slam his meat in you.

Chase: “hey how was the zoo yesterday?”. Isabel; “well, it was a gamble as I almost died from the winston slamming at the gorilla park”.

by BreadsThickLoaf December 2, 2024

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Winston Reds

n.
Doomcore’s chosen death stick. Tastes like rebellion and rust. For people who think ‘real tobacco’ is a badge of honor.

“He’s chain-smoking Winston Reds and yelling into his carburetor again.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

Winston Churchill

My favorite American president.

When I was asked to name an American president, I answered my favorite, Winston Churchill.

by forty2_ July 18, 2025

Winston

A bald person whose arms are so short that they can’t reach the sides of his head with a razor.

That winston is built like a t-Rex.

by Mpjmpj November 5, 2025

Winstanley Upthrust

Masturbating while wearing a quarter zip in such a manner that only upward thrusts on the dih should be used.

“I did the winstanley upthrust last night and it went everywhere bro”

by luvtravy November 21, 2025

august winstead

someone who has beautiful eyes, usually super tan, is amazing in bed, very talkative and a nice body. perferably girl. may mot be tall but not short, and the names meaning to take the life out of the sun, meaning, there bright

august winstead is amazing!

by Carter Wood July 6, 2011