Vampire Lunchtime

The act of cunnilingus on a female undergoing menstruation.

-"Wanna do it?"
-"Sorry, I'm on my period..."
-"Vampire Lunchtime!"

by frothundaa June 16, 2009

dick vampire

A person who sucks dick obsessively like a vampire sucks blood.

She is such a dick vampire.

by #malatto May 29, 2014

vampire hickey

A hickey where, while being given, blood is drawn accidentally (or intentionally if you're weird like that)

Dude, she gave me the worst vampire hickey last night! It stained the sheets and everything!

by Chavez Vendoninos April 7, 2012

vampire dick

The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.

Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.

by dopiwan November 16, 2011

vampire diaries

a show watched by teens

ily vampire diaries

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Twat-vampire

The act of eating a twat(Beaver, Vagina) while the female is on her menstrual cycle(rag, .) .

P-tec like to do what.....when she's on her what....hes a twat-vampire.

by Mc gross June 26, 2009

Butt-Vampire

A mythological being, homosexual, and attracted to the Gluteus Maximus of the human race. According to legend, born in Transylvania, the "butt-vampire" was the weak, half-wit brother of Dracula and was constantly bitten in the Gluteus Maximus by his brother and other siblings. So, as the legend goes, Buttvula, the original "butt-vampire," bit humans in the Gluteus Maximus in order to receive the "thrill," if you will, that the other vampires receive when biting humans in the Sternocleidomastoid, "Neck."

Butt-Vampire!! You can't get me! You cant get me!! Fuck you!

by NotABootyVamp July 8, 2010