utt

Under the table: Meaning when you get paid for a job in cash - so as the employer and employee don't have to pay taxes and there is no lengthy process to issue a check or complete a direct deposit to the bank.

I worked for this guy doing construction and I'm getting paid utt.

by D Spurgeon December 28, 2005

Complete utter bullshit

An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.

person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.
person 2: Do it!
person 1: I don't really feel like doing it.
person 2: That's complete utter bullshit.

by Jjrnfhc dbsn October 9, 2016

utah

a state with good scenary and wierd people; has many spectatcular views in the rockies and the famous salt flats of bonneville; most of the people live in a compact corridor between odgen-salt lake-provo. now the people- the most conservative in the country: basketball obsessed, skiing mormons

utah has nice moutains and crazy mormons.

by StatesDude April 3, 2004

utica crib

An adult-size restraining bed, this wooden crib was equipped with a lid and was capable of being locked. It was designed in 1845 by Dr. Anabanel of France. In 1846, Dr. Amariah Brigham, the first superintendent of the "New York State Lunatic Asylum" brought the crib to the asylum in Utica, New York. Several modifications were made on the original design and thus the "Utica Crib" was born. The crib was designed in such a way that air could flow freely between the top and sides. The bottom was cushioned with layers of straw. The crib was used in case of "exhaustion" when the physical health of the patient demanded that (s)he be kept in bed. Additionally, the crib could be suspended on chains and rocked to calm the patients. The last remaining Utica Crib was removed from use on January 18, 1887.

Calm down or on in to the Utica Crib you'll go.

by vjesci April 11, 2007

UTFR

Abbreviation for “Up The Fucking Reds”. In reference to Manchester United.

Come on United. UTFR!!

by Matt9820 August 10, 2018

UTF

Uncovered Throat Fuck

"She let me finish UTF with her head over the side of the bed."

by roadrabbit July 12, 2009

Utter

1. (verb) To speak or say aloud.

2. (adjective) Pure, absolute, unadulterated; primarily used in describing abstract concepts or feelings, rather than material objects.

Contrary to what some may believe, "utter" is NEVER a noun. Cows do not have "utters;" those would be udders. No person or thing can have or act on an "utter," as there is no such thing as an "utter." The only acceptable noun form of "utter" is utterance.

1. To cast the spell, you must first utter the incantation.

2. The monk experienced utter bliss as he achieved enlightenment.

by L33tm0nk3y December 9, 2007