Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.
Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
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the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
by SpookBones February 8, 2018
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by Kritzy November 2, 2018
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Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
by hoomin982 February 20, 2019
Get the Ultimate scissoring mug.A feeling that could be described as the ultimate Combination of Horny and Heart Horny which is felt when seeing or thinking about someone you deeply care about. It pretty much means you want to hug and cuddle someone while fucking the shit out of them at the same time. So horny but with a very emotional element to it. The main issue with this state of emotion is that it can not be easily resolved by Masturbation or Cuddling alone. Recommended solution would be to cuddlefuck which is honestly pretty self explanatory.
"Dude, I´m so Ultima Horny right now."
"How come?"
"I haven´t seen my Girlfriend in a while so thats probably it"
"How come?"
"I haven´t seen my Girlfriend in a while so thats probably it"
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