ultimateswagmaster's definitions

roast off

When a group of people offend each other to see who can roast the best.

Person 1: Who wants to do a roast off?
Person 2:ME
Person 3:No, you're too ugly.

by ultimateswagmaster June 26, 2016

ultimate swag master

Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.

Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.

by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016