hoomin982's definitions

head

when her head be smelling kinda nice, and has that nice stench, and you want to smell it, you ask for some head.

bruh u see that chick juliet? bruh i want some head from her. gimme somma dat head.

by hoomin982 December 2, 2018

sha bi

chinese for stupid cunt

ni ma shi yi ge sha bi (your mom is a stupid cunt)

by hoomin982 August 4, 2018

Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019