sneaky turkish

Wait for your partner to fall asleep, and then shove a dog up her bum.

Jane slept at my place night, so I gave her the old sneaky turkish.

by Chris Jantzen October 10, 2007

Turkish Style

It means where the woman is face down and the guy is like, on top, so it's still the vagina but looks kinda like it's the ass..

I did this girl Turkish Style last night!

by Kenny in da hood October 8, 2008

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.

"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

by UpNDemGuts July 15, 2009

Turking

'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.

Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.

by Toby Harding June 18, 2007

Turkish pizza delivery

when someone shaves their pubes in someones mouth

I did a turkish pizza delivery to that bitch

by KebabaNoHerp January 11, 2017

Turbine

A crude pot smoking device made out of a bottle, tape, bag and a socket

Orange ... dude, pull me another turbine

by king! November 1, 2008

turning tim

When your hooking up with a girl and start jacking off... usually you turn slightly so she doesn't touch your penis by accident and catches you

I pulled a turning tim and jizzed all over her leg

by Watty June 9, 2004