turd basket

a toilet

move! I need to get to the turd basket!

by memecp June 5, 2020

Turd n’ Curd

When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.

I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.

I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Turd Cooker

Any Primate That Deficates Log Of Shit That Wete Cooked/Prepared Inside The Primates Stomach/Intestines.

Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.

by Jasper LaPrizrak April 24, 2022

Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.

by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

Love Tridangle

When three men have a non-homosexual relationship with one another, usually lustful.

Similar to a "Bromance" but with three men instead of two.

Bill - "Dude, you, Ryan, and I are totally in a love tridangle."

Tony - "No Homo."

by Revoltron May 17, 2011

Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.

'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'

by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014