milk top

when a girl gives you head so good u nut all on her face (milk being nut, top as in being her head)

dam, man oh girl gives some hell of a milk top

by sms boys June 3, 2009

Top Sex

A phrase used to describe things (usually a person or object) of the highest quality.

"Max is top sex for doing all the work for us".

"That guy's car is top sex fosure".

by Net01 December 19, 2022

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

top time

Slang for the reverse missionary position. Ideally, you are able to see your woman's eyes, lips, shoulders, and most importantly, her spectacular breasts, in the same field of vision. This position also makes for easy transition of your lips from her lips to her breasts and vice versa. Great for foreplay or the full finish.

Last night was fabulous. Angie gave me some great top time!

by Backswing99 December 6, 2017

top slot

To have something as a 1st priority; something that comes before everything else.

Justin: "Going to Cicotti is top slot for tonight!"
Trevor: " Sorry, I can't hangout tonight, it's just not top slot."

by Abrv. February 27, 2017

lab top

a phrase of stupidity, often used instead of laptop.

anyone who says "lab top" instead of "laptop" is a complete idiot.

note: the argument of "soda vs. pop both being carbonated beverages" is not the same as 'labtop' vs 'laptop'

"the file is on my lab top, not on this computer"

"im wanting to buy a new lab top, mines really old"

both of which could be responded to with:

"it's called a laptop you fucking moron."

by tramp drifter May 3, 2008

Fuck Top

A way that some french people (mostly from Quebec, Canada), think "fucked up" is written. It's mostly use in a "good" way, to mean that something is nice instead of saying that something is truly fucked up

Bob: Man, This trick was so fuck top!

John: You're right, man!

by Rooked October 18, 2010