tussle with the toilet

To poop.

I have to go tussle with the toilet after eating all that pizza.

by zac archer June 28, 2008

Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.

Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

by Brad Samples August 10, 2006

toilet scar

The stripe of fecal matter that is sometimes left behind when the toilet is flushed.

After dropping the kids at the pool, I noticed I'd left quite a toilet scar.

by RangerX February 4, 2004

toilet candy

a sweet or confectionery found on the floor of a public toilet that may resemble fecal matter

husband: honny i just found some toilet candy

wife: be sure to wipe it before you eat it

by rolph December 14, 2008

Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009

Epic Toilet Story

Story of anything epic that happens while sitting on the shitter.

Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"

by derkaderkastan101 December 30, 2010

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A disease that is mostly common with toddlers and young children and is shared through means of video exposure and word of mouth by these videos called "Skibidi Toilet" It is very dangerous and by any means (even killing the host or recipient) should be prevented.

TL;DR: Don't search it up man trust me.

"I feel worried about my child, he is on his tablet more than usual and he watches these toilet videos with speakers."
"Oh, I think he has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome."

by Ant_Guy August 28, 2023