thornton academy 

Thornton Academy is a semi-private school residing in Saco, Maine. It has the impression of a prestigious school however it is full of lazy asses, slutty underclassmen, teachers who are more concerned with their humor than their teaching and a headmaster who was in the civil war.

Hey, isn't Thornton Academy a great school!?!?

Answer: NO

thornton academy by Jane Trembulsmithfathead December 9, 2008

Crown of Thorns 

kroun uhv thawrns An uncomforting condition when newly groomed pubic hair forms a prickly wreath around the anus and agitates the sensitive skin located in and around the anal cavity.

Man...I shaved my cornhole and now the Crown of Thorns is irritating my crack like abrasive sandpaper.

Crown of Thorns by crawnuhntherns July 7, 2011

Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon 

n. A day in which all you do is eat. Usually a planned feast after a night of drinking. Closely related, or done in conjunction with Playing Hospice. Too many calories consumed througout the day make you fee like a big fat fuck.

Oh man! I can't wait for the big fat fuck-a-thon we are going to have all day on Sunday! After a weekend of binge drinking, there will be nothing better than eating everything in sight. Perhaps we can have our big fat fuck-a-thon while we are playing hospice!

Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon by Big Fat Fuck May 6, 2009

Austin Thornton 

The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.

fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!

Austin Thornton by austinwim August 7, 2011

Thorndike Confused Cat 

Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.

Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.

Thorndike Confused Cat by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011

Thornden 

Thornden is a shit Secondary school in england. Everyone does drugs and goes to school high. The teachers are shit.

Thornden is a school full of druggies

Thornden by Iliketoridemybuvulcu December 23, 2018

Thorny 

A person who have a certain apretiation towards anthropomorphic plants or fungi.

Person A: "Lately I discovered that Im horny for flower people."
Person B: "You must be a Thorny then!"
Person C: "What the fuck is wrong with you two?"

Thorny by Vera Bloom March 26, 2022