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Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.
I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.
by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010
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penis surprise

When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.
"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"
by nameisalreadytaken January 20, 2009
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Scarborough Surprise

When you're taking your bitch from behind, you jam some jerk pork up her dumper and jam it all the way home with your love hammer.
"I didn't do much last night, just a little Scarborough Surprise."
by Dante S. February 16, 2007
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Chewbacca Surprise

When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
I gave my girlfriend a chewbacca surprise and went blind afterwards.
by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021
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Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
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Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008
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The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”
by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023
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