A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020
Get the Monkey Farm mug.A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.
by king dáin April 14, 2013
Get the culinary farm mug.Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.
Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!
by kevinator07 October 23, 2019
Get the Shard farming mug.Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.
by backotruck August 6, 2012
Get the Farm Mitzva mug.Trying to get a group of people to find you cute or feels sympathy for you through mildly manipulative tactics.
Craig, after being called out in front of some hot chicks: But...my mom died when i was young and my father is a alcoholic :(
hot chicks: poor thing :(
josh: dude, stop farming awws
hot chicks: poor thing :(
josh: dude, stop farming awws
by thinasadime February 12, 2021
Get the Farming awws mug.My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.
by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013
Get the taxi farm mug.A breeder who is not a Domestic Animal Business.
These dogs can be born and raised in horrible conditions. Living on top of each other without proper vet care. These breeders can often have sick puppies without any health guarantee. Buyers can be left with huge vet bills and with the breeder nowhere to be found.
Even a breeder who may have a nice website could be a puppy farm if they are not a Domestic Animal Business.
These dogs can be born and raised in horrible conditions. Living on top of each other without proper vet care. These breeders can often have sick puppies without any health guarantee. Buyers can be left with huge vet bills and with the breeder nowhere to be found.
Even a breeder who may have a nice website could be a puppy farm if they are not a Domestic Animal Business.
by The truth of the word May 11, 2020
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