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texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.
Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.
by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010
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Texas

I've lived in Texas all my life, so I actually know this stuff.

Texas is pretty cool, things are generally bigger here, but since when is that better or worse? We are not all racist. In fact, most of us are some of the most tolerant people you'll meet (i.e. we are not all bible belters). That's just the super small towns where people aren't extremely educated. We are usually fairly friendly, unless someone else is rude first, and we will ALWAYS stand up for, and defend our own. We have lots of pride in our state, which sometimes makes other people mad, and/or pisses them off a bit.

Oh, and we don't ride horses to school or wear cowboy hats all over the place either. Maybe one in a thousand people actually wear boots, unless you're in rural texas, which is a completely different story.

We may be a bit obese, but hey, we like fried food. Lots of people do, we're just a little more enthusiastic about it here!
Texas is simply texas. If you don't live here, you don't know. Don't knock something until you've tried it! (or been there, in this case!)
by Texan_Girl_<3 July 9, 2011
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University of North Texas

The Mean Green fighting eagles. Known for its music and education departments. LIKE FOR INSTANCE, THE GUY ON AMERICAN IDOL...UNT ALUM. THANKS. And...The Eli Young Band.
I wear GREEN and lots of it and I can SING BITCH...but don't ask me about our football team, cuz University of North Texas football sucks ass.
by DylanButIGObyBOB June 21, 2008
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Hardin Texas

the most BORING PLACE ON EARTH!! Its only a place where rednecks, hillbillies, plastic christians, drunks, fat slobs, crackheads, & old people call paradise!!!!
Hardin Texas is the most boring place on earth!!!!!!
by i hate hardin May 27, 2010
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Texas Timex

Slang term originally used to describe a gold Rolex watch, but now used to describe any Rolex in a joking manner, since Rolex watches have become very common.

When originally coined, it was a humorous reference to how Texans, rich with oil money, flaunt their wealth. The play is on the fact that Timex is a cheap watch, while Rolex is an expensive one, hence Texas Timex.
That guy was wearing a Texas Timex in the gym the other day.
by Ham Hock March 13, 2007
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Everything is bigger in Texas

Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis
by Roc18 November 28, 2009
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bandera texas

A small hick town in south central Texas known as the cowboy capital of the world. Beyond the 30 bars and churches cluttering mainstreet lies many meth labs and shit youd see in the movie kids or gummo. Pretty boring place, so all the kids turn to smoking weed, drinking heavily, or hanging out at Boyles and or sonic parking lots. A good music scene if you like country, and dontr move here if your black
i took that girl sarah from bandera texas to pound town last night after we left 11th street.
by dirtydizzle20 February 18, 2011
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